the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
as soon as we find whoever told marina and the diamonds what feminism was know that you will be brought to justice
when its mediocre girl power anthem #837 instead of more bizarre inexplicably in 12/8 pop bangers about being chased through the woods by a spoon
i think a lot of the magic of this shithole website actually comes from the fact that the search feature is completely useless… like the fact that you quite literally cannot search for a post even if you type it in word for word means that all the classic, beloved, and infamous posts are these ephemeral things that only come around every so often and can only be found organically when they happen to make it to your dash like a flock of rare migratory birds
*types exact wording of a post*
search function:
My anthropologist partner dislikes the 1.20 update because it refers to pieces of pottery as "shards" rather than the correct term, "sherds"
I like how there’s just this small group of people being a “little” upset about the shard and sherd thing. I’m reblogging every single one of them
Fyi if you don’t already know, shard is broken pieces of glass and sherd is broken pieces of ceramic
Good News
Anthropology win.
REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing
I’ve seen this post like 5 times for fucks sake
let’s make it 6 or more people
Boomers be like "back in my day no one was autistic" meanwhile they act like this
[ID: the standard image of Hank Hill, an adult man with short hair and glasses holding a bear can. /end ID]
Hank definitely has autism, but I've yet to meet many boomers who actually act like him
hey girl are you a worm because
goddammit. i hit post too early
hey girl are you a worm because i am hooked on you
actually i guess it would be. hey girl are you a hook because i am wormed on you
no it wouldn't that's nothing
hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you
hey girl are you a fishing rod because i'd like to reel you in
hey girl. fish
